First Day

Please tell me if you've ever heard of anything more demeaning...

First day home the hubbie says, "Is this what you do all day? Wow, it's a piece of cake."

The Higgs Boson

So much to learn, so little time.


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Something's Wrong With This Picture

Saudi Woman Beheaded for Sorcery

Saudi Arabia executed a woman Monday for practicing magic and sorcery, which is banned in the ultra-conservative kingdom. But it obviously doesn’t ban beheading, which was how Amina bin Abdulhalim Nassar was killed, according to the interior ministry. The woman was convicted for claiming she could treat people’s illnesses using witchcraft. Another woman was executed in October, reportedly for setting her husband’s house on fire, killing him. Saudi Arabia has beheaded 73 people this year


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Life

"Life is long enough to think it will never end and yet so short to hope it never will."



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OMG

This takes the cake...

"Can you bring me a fork (because I threw all but two of them in the garbage)?"

"Don't you still have 2 of them left?"

"Yes, but they are in the dishwasher."